What are the Lyrics to Big Shot from Deltarune

Food poisoning over. Let's talk about the FIN thing from the sweepstakes. (Run while you can).

During the Spamton Sweepstakes Shayy asked Spamton what the lyrics of "Now's your chance to be a" were. I... think he meant to ask about the Bigshot Theme proper, but tomato potato.

Spamton's then replied to this tweet with the following:

"[Sucbscrube] TO SPAMTON [Lyrics Jeanist] NOW FOR $3,99! THE FIRST THREE LETTERS ARE [Free]!
F
I
N"

So uh... the thing you need to remember about Spamton is... he's not always... direct or reliable. Like a few tweets later he offers to gibe someone a free antivirus which uhhh he doesn't. (I think???)

At the time, I assumed the joke here was that "FIN" is something you put at the end of like, a movie or a skit. Spamton loves to make jokes about death, so to me, this would be a bit like saying "The first three letters are: D I E." Just Toby poking a little fun since he knows we're all going to get the lyrics anyway in a few weeks, when the doll releases.

Apparently I was naive!

Okay so uhhh, I don't... know the full history of this meme because uhhhh, this... isn't really my area of expertise or... interest? (???? The internet is weird, I had to be told about this okay?) But apparently there was some kind of meme... uh... song... that uses Asgore's name in the title. The song is... kinda... sexually explicit so I'm not gonna go into detail. I will link it if you really need it but first:

CONTENT WARNING SEXUALLY EXPLICIT AS HECK YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1P4EP5TI574
I know I tend to be overly cautious about the content warnings, but this is not a joke.

Anyways, uhhh this song does have lyrics, and they do indeed start with "F I N."


To those of you thinking "Fin" stands for "fingers" uhhh you're.... probably right? But not in the way you think.
I'm 90% sure "fingers" are not in the lyrics of the Big Shot theme proper.

If you're wondering why I didn't mention it in the video uhhh I guess I didn't realize so many people trusted Spamton's tweets so much, so it didn't occur to me to cover it. (I wasn't aware of the Asgore-song-thing either so I was lacking information....)



I feel like the mystery of this is better than the actual answer. But I promised I'd explain, so alas, I am bound by my strings.

pipis

6:05 I know this might be old, but, if those lyrics happened to be true, it would be cool if there was a secret death message with the following conditions:

Ralsei and Susie must be downed.

Having beaten Jevil during chapter 1.

Must have one of the items Spamton sells in your inventory during the fight.

Then, if the kirs is downed, and the player chooses the "give up" option, intead of the usual "then the world was covered by darkness" a secret message would pop up.

Mike is a TVad character (the BIG SHOT soda Ad)

The spamton plush casually having the most cleanest audio of said lyrics: 🗿

Whenever i think “half bread chaos” i think of a guy with a [[carrying device]] full of half loafs and flinging them everywhere

I thought the hidden lyrics said don’t wanna be a big shot

My caption broke

*I'LL GET SO
*I'LL GET SO
*I'LL GET SO
*I'LL GET SO
*I'LL GET SO
*I'LL GET SO
*I'LL GET SO
[[Hyperlink Blocked]]

i kept hearing "tell me what your biggest sell is" where you heard "tell me what you big shot"

Idk why but my brain decited to hear:
Please come here and anwser the phone
Cant explain when till your all alone
Pulls the strings and make them ring
Pulls them hard until they break up

Please, Mike, answer the phone, I don’t want to be here all alone
Pull the strings and make them ring
Pull the strings and make them ring
Please, Mike, answer the phone, I don’t want to be here all alone
Pull the strings and
Pull the strings and
Tell me what you’re really selling!
Is what I got by searching “big shot lyrics” on google